7.9.08

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Dookie Pellets: (DOOOO-key' Pale-l-l-l-Ets) - Also Known As Pelletal Dookie, Are Fast Traveling, Steaming Hot, Constipation Poo Droplets. 2. Bullet Shaped Dookie Dingle Bingle Berries. 3. SHIT. 4.When Something Shitty Goes Down One Might Say "Dookie Pellets!"

6.9.08

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WHORE!


Freak(C.H.A.L.K)//Ksoe//Jackie Hoe(W.W.E.)




Sooo...Of Course I Draw A Blank As Soon As I Start To Type... I Guess My Life Isn't All That Interesting, But I Do Have This Awesome Photo Of Me At A Party At The Tic Tac House Of Weirds! This Night Was Hellamazingly Fun Packed With Drama Of The Fun Kind! Everything From Name Tags Reading What Kind Of "Douche!" You Were (Etching The Term Permanently Into My Head) To Angry Chicks Beating Up Their Boyfriends. Great Local Acts Sucking And Sounding Good At It ;).
There Was One Band From San Fran by The Name Of WEALTHY WHORE ENTERTAINMENT Or WWE. They Used A Korg Drum Machine (Mimi), A Cello, A Live Drummer, A Bassist, And Of Course A Vocalist To Create A Weird Mix Of Sounds And Music. Its Really Too Bad They Broke Up A Few Days Later Mid Tour. Why? From What I Hear, One Band Member Hit Another In The Head With A Stiletto. (Drama Drama Dramaaaa) Giving A New Meaning to The Term "I'm Going To Pump You Up". This Was Followed By A Hospital Visit And Greyhound Home For 3 Members. That Was The End... And After About 3-4 Years Of Sweet Music Making It Was Over. I'm Just Glad I Had The Chance To Meet Them And See Them Play Before They Disbanded. I Got A Shirt And Cd Too! Shouts Out To Jaimie, Paige, Jackie Hoe, And That Drummer Whose Name I Cant Remember Who Loved The Melvins So Much. Mimi Too.


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